Lamont Tells a Bed Time Story

Hanna Cross 11:02 pm
    READ ME A BED TIME STORY UNCLE MONTYYY * LUL*
Lamont Toucey 11:03 pm
    B3 OKAY! Once'a'pawn'a'tiiiiiiiime there was a BEEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL princess named CONRAD
Hanna Cross 11:04 pm
    *bounces* EEEEEE~~ 8D
Lamont Toucey 11:04 pm
    But then he/she/it got kidnapped by a peasent named WORTH
Hanna Cross 11:05 pm
    *squeals* OHNOES
Lamont Toucey 11:06 pm
    So Worth wrapped him in a ribbon and called upon THE GREAT KNIGHT LAMONT to mail this royal package to a faaaaaaaaaraway king named....HAWT ZOMBIE.
Hanna Cross 11:06 pm
    OH MY WHAT THEN!? WHAT HAPPENS TO PRINCESS CONRAD?! *WIBBLE*
Lamont Toucey 11:09 pm
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL, Princess Conrad was so disdraught by all the happenings that WERE SO UNSANITARY. So when THE GREAT KNIGHT brought the princess to the castle of HAWTNESS the two were greated by the CUTEST creature in the land: THE WIZARD HANNA!
Hanna Cross 11:09 pm
    *Wiggles*EEETHATSMEOMAHGAHDWHUTDOIDO?
    WHATHAPPENS/
    OOHOHOH~~
Lamont Toucey 11:11 pm
    So, the Wizard decides to whip out his maaaaagic wand-I MEAN MAGIC MARKER And give Princess Conrad a mustash. But the mustash was NO ORDINARY MUSTASH!
Hanna Cross 11:11 pm
    *BIGBUBBLYEYES* O            u              O
Lamont Toucey 11:11 pm
    IT HAD THE POWER TO MAKE PRINCESS CONRAD FIND HIS TRUUUUUUUE LOOOOOOOVE.
Hanna Cross 11:12 pm
    WHOSSAT? WHOISIT??? WHOOOOOOIIIIIIIISSSSIIIIIIT?
Lamont Toucey 11:12 pm
    So, riding on a big white horse (which belonged to the oh so amazing great super knight Lamont) the three went off in search of the HAWT ZOMBIE KING
Hanna Cross 11:12 pm
    *foams with excitement*
Lamont Toucey 11:13 pm
    So, they charged through the window
Hanna Cross 11:13 pm
    CRASH!
Lamont Toucey 11:13 pm
    (completely ignoring the open door next to them)
Hanna Cross 11:13 pm
    TEEHEEEEE
Lamont Toucey 11:14 pm
    and through the window they found the zombie king lying DEAD on the floor of his throne room!
Hanna Cross 11:14 pm
    *Gasp, teary eyed* OH NO NOT THE KING. ;AAAAAAAA;
Lamont Toucey 11:16 pm
    AND THEN THE WIZARD HANNA CALLED UPON ALL HIS MAGICKY POWERS TO CREATE THE MOST POWERFUL PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS IN ALL THE LAND! And he handed them to the princess (who, after whining about how unstylish they were with their dinosaur design, put them on) and he dashed up to the zombie and SAID:
Hanna Cross 11:16 pm
    *ANTICIPATION(
    *
Lamont Toucey 11:16 pm
    I SHALL REVIVE THEE WITH A KISS FROM MY PRINCESSY LIPS!
    And just as the princess was slowly decending towards the king with puckered lips......
    the king......
Hanna Cross 11:17 pm
    O_____O
Lamont Toucey 11:17 pm
    HE SAT UP AND WAS LIKE JUST KIDDING! I'm a ZOMBIE! I'm already dead! And he kissed the princess on the lips and ravaged him on the thrown room floor.
Hanna Cross 11:18 pm
    *Claps*I DID NOT SEE THAT COMIN. A ZOMBIE HUH OH JEEZ! *wiggles* HURRAAAY PRINCESS CONNIIIIE
Lamont Toucey 11:18 pm
    When they finished, the princess thanked the good Wizard and Knight for such good work, that he gave them SO MUCH MONEY! And when the Peasent Worth came along
    He swept Hanna up in his arms and was like "This is why I dropped out of medical school" and the wizard was like "GNEEEE" and the knight was like: "I must go sweep the ladies off their feet now" and everyone lived happily ever after.
    THE END.
Hanna Cross 11:21 pm
    *bounces and claps*HOMGYAY I CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER NAO.
Lamont Toucey 11:22 pm
    OH MAI YESS YAAAAAAY! My story telling skills almost rival my amazing beauty in awesomeness. I'm so glad you liked it! Lolol
Hanna Cross 11:23 pm
    LOLOLYOU'REITALLIAN. *passes out*